Australia Votes: Only Six Days to Go

It’s been painful, frankly pretty lame on the policy front and we’re over it. We all go to the national quadrennial BBQ election next week. While we’re standing in line clutching our sausage sandwiches and/or delightful local baked goods, it’d be nice to have an idea of what the people we’re voting for have had to say.

So another word cloud it is, because neither side has dared offer a policy that might stray from the narrative that “we’re all good blokes, really”.

This time, I requested up to 20 tweets from Turnbull and Shorten to see what’s been going on in the last couple of weeks. I got 18 back from both. Shorten (in red, below) has been talking about voting (surprise!), been screaming about medicare and apparently has an intense interest in trades with mentions of “brick” and “nails”. I hope that’s real tradies he’s talking about. Standard pollie speak “government”, “people”, “liberals”, “Turnbull” made it into the word cloud. Marriage equality also figured in the discussion.

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Turnbull (below, blue) was making a point about his relationship with the Australian muslim community, mentioning the Kirribilli house iftar and multifaith Australia. Standard coalition topics such as “investment”, “stable leaders”, “plan”, “economic”, “jobs” were all present. The AMP issue I touched on briefly last time. He appears to be trying to avoid the subject of marriage equality as much as possible.

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So there we have it: jobs and growth, the promise of stability, an Iftar in Kirribilli, marriage equality and a fascination with how we define a real or a fake tradie. If we all keep smiling fixedly, maybe we can forget about Brexit.

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